kevinguillermo:

when you sneeze in class and nobody says “bless you”

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is that neil patrick harris

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"Being great at something is going to change it. Being a part of something special makes you special, right?"
five years of Glee - the pilot episode was broadcast on May 19, 2009

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onikasaurusrex:

when you tell a girl that you’re gay and then she begins telling you shit like:

“omg, you should totally go out with that guy, he’s gay too!”

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“HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY”

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“Ugh, all the hot guys are gay!”

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“oh my god, I’ve always wanted a gay best friend!”

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“So like, how do you know if you‘re gay if you never done anything with a girl?”

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“You remind me of Kurt from glee.”

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itshannahspearsbitch:

britneybitch234:

partyintheussr:

jrodishere:

ibritneyspears:

saintlukas:

ayeitssergiesblogbihh:

Britney is the type to graduate highschool

Britney the type to sell more than your fave’s entire discography with a single album

http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ffb45e5169446b5686eef25a4854c2a/tumblr_n4llvcRrga1tqmnn3o1_1280.jpgAhem

Beyoncé the type to go back to school and get her diploma even though she has maintained a successful career without one for 18 years.

Beyoncé the type to have more than 1 Grammy, *cough cough* 17 Grammys *cough cough*

Beyoncé the type to be in a relationship for 11 years, be married once, and it wasn’t to a backup dancer who dumped his baby mama for her.

And even though she stay collecting award nominations & performing on tours, Beyoncé manages to still be the type to dare Britney to sing live

Britney the type to have the highest selling album of all time by a teenage artist

Have two diamond certified albums

Have a song selling over 10 million copies, which also happens to be the 25th highest selling song in UK history, had hit #1 in every country it charted, have one of the most iconic music videos of all time (being called by TRL as the greatest pop video of all time and playing it as the last video aired on the program), and kicked off the teen pop revival of the late 90’s/early 00’s

Have 6 songs selling more than 5 million copies (“Baby One More Time”, “Scream & Shout”, “Toxic”, “Circus”, “Oops!…I Did it Again”, and “Womanizer”, in that order)

Go through the most covered and publicized breakdown in history and still came out on top

Be the most searched person in the history of the internet

Be one of the most respected and enduring artists in pop music history

Be the only person to have ever performed live with both Madonna and Michael Jackson, who both have many times declared her one of the greatest, and is often considered a successor to them in term of pop music hierarchy

Be recognized as one of the greatest dancers in pop music history

Not have Grammys bought for her

Have the greatest comeback in pop music history

Sell 100 million+ albums worldwide as opposed to Beyonce’s 75 million

And still be a gracious, humble, down-to-earth person rather than being cocky and full of herself (like a certain someone else)

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

Forgot this

This is hardcore fucking wow

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lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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bye

bye

Tags: me selfie guy gay

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schnellunddirekt:

let me seduce you with my knowledge of serial killers

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dgchristie:

Images from “FAG,” my first zine, 2013. I had an idea that, if you’re gonna call me dirty names, you should be just as prepared to say such things to the kid version of me, because I was just as much a fag then as now. I wanted there to be a high contrast between the sweetness of the photos and harshness of the words.

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our-greater-perhaps:

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE ENTIRE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS TV SERIES

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epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset

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elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts